Interesting people in the world Part.1

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  1. Japanese ex-teacher of physics

  2. Our friend's sister

  3. Kosovo Albanian Children

  4. Kosovo Albanians

 

 

1, Our roommate in Skopje (45, ex-high school teacher of physics, never married) from Japan (for 3 days)
Though he said he has lived in Moscow as a student till the end of last June, he didn't know almost anything about the war in Yugoslavia. (Even though We've met lots of people who call it as 'war in Kosovo' and we understand their feeling well, the war in our sense is definitely 'war in Yugoslavia') This morning he noticed the wallpaper on our PC (the first sunrise, same as the one you've seen) and asked,
"Is it in Skopje?"
MW: Yes, it is. (since he is older than we are, we use polite form though the ACTUAL ruler of the room was us)
     this is the FIRST sunrise (=in Japanese, this expression directly implies the particular morning of Jan.1)
"Oh, well, …great!!! ……
……….
……….
Did you take it YESTERDAY???"

NB. This conversation was on the 15th of January

 




2, My friend's sister when she got angry with her big brother
"Could you tell me how to say 'I hate you' in Japanese?"
MW: Aishiteru (NB. It means 'I love you')
Of course, she kicked her brother with saying "I love you!" in Japanese

 


3, Kosovo Albanian Children
"Kinez!! (Chinese)"
MW: Un jam Japonja! (We are Japanese!!!)
"Japonja, Kinez!!!"

 

 



4,Lots of Kosovo Albanian children and youth (this is typical for those who were not in the actual battlefield)
Child#1: Hello how are you?" (NB. No comma between 'hello' and 'how')
Child#2: What's your name?
MW: Camille, Shou (NB. If they don't tell their name first, we tend not to tell the truth)
Child#3: What's your name?
MW: Camille, Shou
Child#4: What's your name?
(We must omit the remaining repetition of the same dialogue until Child#9… please wait 45 seconds)
…..45 sec. later
#5(actually number is not important, but…): Where are you from?
K: Japan
#4: DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?

(Then ended up with our dialogue like "We're speaking ENGLISH from the beginning, CAN (We dare to use 'can') you understand?")

Similar pattern happened once in Kosovo;
Albanian guy: *&&^%$#^&&&*%
MW: *&^&%&&$#%^
Another Albanian guy: Parlez-vous Francais? (Do you speak French?)
MW: Oui. Ou sont les toilettes? (Where is WC?)
Then the guy sank into silence and we had to learn Albanian
(cf. You may say "Kuu eeshte vetse?")

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