Montenegro

'NATO Soldier' 

in the police station

The police station in Raska

Podgorica station

The PC masters

Skoje twilight

After the 24th of February, we found that:

1. At least one Serbian in Kosovaska Mitrovica dare to steal money from the people supporting Serbia
2. For Serbians in Kosovaska Mitrovica, talking about money means 'American's heart' even though they were mean enough to obsess the money
3. Only few Serbian people can understand English in Kosovo
4. Kosovo Serbians are too much oppressed and abandoned thinking of anything but drinking
5. UNMIK police are the people who can never do immediate investigation, but make fun of victims (even for murder)
6. It is better to ask the guys patrolling on the street in Kosovo
7. At this moment, it is illegal to go main Serbia from Kosovo
8. and the punishment is fine and evacuation from SR (Srbija) territory for 6 months
9. The fine is negotiatable 
10. So do the time limit, but once getting out from there, no chance to come back Serbia until 6 months have passed
11. Serbian police are the people who use A4 copying paper in toilets
12. The items we carried in our PC was the weapons stronger than atomic bombs: video letter for family in the isolated community (cf. "if NATO have human feeling, they'll help us!" (an Albanian extremist)
13. Also dirty pictures were quite effective against police (a guy even tried to lick the screen)
14. It is possible to sleep on the desk
15. There are no cheap accommodation (30DM>) in Podogorica (Montenegro)
16. It is possible to look around Serbia within 3 days if one can sleep in the corridor in the train
17. Megalopolis can never be friendly if one doesn't have money
18. Serbian police in the border cannot speak English
19. First 3 words are decisively important to persuade Serbian police
20. 'Yugoslavia' includes Montenegro 
21. Serbians fix bridges first
22. In Beograd, McDonalds' recovered first, then Air France and the British Council
23. After 6 months, no friendly emotion with Chinese in Beograd
24. Serbian Mafia exists
25. It is almost impossible to find university students at home on Saturday night
26. Even though SONY VAIO (a note PC) is strong enough for several shocks, it can be broken if it was dropped too much
27. Fixing computer sometimes takes more than 3 days
28. It is possible to dream iwith Macedonian Language after 3 months
29. Setcom (a Macedonian PC company) can do almost everything (tel. 380100)
30. climbing up Vodno (2,069m mountain behind Skopje) takes 5 hours
31. it is possible to have snow in March in Skopje (according to statistics, even in May) 

 To recap, the 'ordeals' happened to us were:

1. Somebody stole our money and it was Serbian
2. UNMIK police could do nothing but set us as 'today's loser' (that's their quality)
3. We broke the SR border and the punishment was limited stay in Srbija and we were given 5 days
4. Though the police were absolutely friendly, they took our precious 10DM out of 55 as fine
5. We caught no friend in Beograd
6. It was impossible to get into Serbia again even though the limit is not expired 
7. Our PC was broken again